108 Corny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Get ready to chuckle and roll your eyes with these corny jokes that are sure to brighten your day. From puns to silly one-liners, here are 108 corny jokes that will make you laugh out loud:

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
4. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
5. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
6. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
7. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
8. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
9. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
10. What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
11. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
12. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
13. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
14. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
15. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
16. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
17. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
18. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
19. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
20. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
21. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
22. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
23. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
24. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
25. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
26. What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
27. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
28. How do you catch a fish? You have to sit by the river and wait patiently. Fish are quite slippery!
29. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
30. What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hi, bud!”
31. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
32. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
33. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
34. How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience!
35. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
36. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
37. What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!
38. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
39. How do you organize an outer space party? You planet!
40. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
41. What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
42. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
43. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
44. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
45. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
46. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
47. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!
48. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
49. What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
50. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
51. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!
52. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
53. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
54. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
55. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
56. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
57. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
58. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
59. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
60. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
61. What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
62. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
63. How do you catch a fish? You have to sit by the river and wait patiently. Fish are quite slippery!
64. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
65. What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hi, bud!”
66. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
67. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
68. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
69. How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience!
70. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
71. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
72. What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!
73. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
74. How do you organize an outer space party? You planet!
75. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
76. What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
77. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
78. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
79. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
80. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
81. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
82. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!
83. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
84. What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
85. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
86. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
87. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
88. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
89. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
90. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
91. What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
92. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
93. How do you catch a fish? You have to sit by the river and wait patiently. Fish are quite slippery!
94. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
95. What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hi, bud!”
96. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
97. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
98. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
99. How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience!
100. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
101. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
102. What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!
103. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
104. How do you organize an outer space party? You planet!
105. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
106. What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
107. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
108. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!

There you have it! 108 corny jokes that will have you giggling and shaking your head. Remember, sometimes it’s good to embrace the cheesy humor and let yourself laugh out loud. Enjoy sharing these jokes with your friends, family, and anyone in need of a good laugh!